nobilityoftheearlgrey:

earlgreywithcomplaints:

-Cat are animals that kill for fun and certainly they can be startled but they’re not really innocent here.  Well this one was because Earl was sure he couldn’t catapult himself out but you get the picture-

-Earl’s still a bit huffy but at least he’ll hold still. He does trust Vincent enough to know what he’s doing if he had cat cuts before-

Yes you did.  i suppose the motive really shouldn’t matter.

*They’re fluffy and adorable creatures and they kill and present their dead prey to you as a sign that they recognize you as their master. And this one is a poor dear why would someone catapult this poor creature.*

*This hardly is considered as a wound or injury, or even a cut, Earl.*

Before you do think of anything else, though, I just want to say I wasn’t the one who threw the poor little kitten.

-Or they do it because they think you’re weak and will starve without their help.  As for that one, Earl has no idea.  It seems horribly silly really-

-Can’t people die from cat scratches due to bacteria entering the blood stream from the claws?  It’s a wound and one someone could possibly die from if not treated-

You love animals too much to do such a thing.  Never crossed my mind.  -People, perhaps, but never animals-  He’s going to a shelter though.

snowflakesfallaroundus:

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You’re just a bizarre thing, aren’t you..?

Quite so.  Two arms, two eyes, speaks, has opposable thumbs, and walks on two legs

A bloody freak really.  

ask-mexico-hetalia:

[Time skip]

Maria was woken up by one of the guards and then slowly sat up, getting out and doing some jumping jacks. The guard left once he saw her get up.

"Earl. Wake up." She said and started doing push ups.

"Mmm… I’m ‘wake."  Earl muttered, rolling over off the bunk and picking himself up.  Stretching, he cracks his neck before scratching it and looking at her. 

"You’re quite energetic this morning."  It takes him a moment to remember.  "Ah… right.  Our raid."  If that didn’t wake him up, nothing would.  With a soft sigh, he heads to the bathroom to take a quick his last shower.

"Are the supplies already packed for us?"

you + ME = cute couple ;D
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My dear grey bird, you would make me look good.

lovinonotatomatovargas:

earlgreywithcomplaints:

-He would technically not be writing.  Only drawing.  Dicks-

-But he can’t find a sharpie nearby so luck’s with the Italian-

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… Riiight.  -Earl just going to nod his head.  He didn’t believe a lick of it but he wasn’t going to drag the subject out when the other was about to seemingly fall down in exhaustion.-

Insomnia then?  Here then, as thanks for your help I’ll make sure you don’t wander in front of a car.

[That is even worse]

[Someone would be eating a sharpie if he had tried that]

More like, I’ve been having horrible nightmares lately and am now too scared to go to sleep. I figured if I get myself tired enough then maybe I won’t dream when I sleep. Ah.. you don’t have to do that..

[he becomes very truthful when exhausted]

-Earl is quite good at drawing when he tries-

-If he could catch that someone, that is-

-Bloody fuck does THAT sound very familiar-  Really now?  Well I can’t say that method works.  It only forces you to sleep when you have no other option.  That in itself is a relief but most of the time, it doesn’t stop your mind.

I insist.  Really, I don’t want the man who saved my lively hood to kill himself through neglect.

You + _____= Cute Couple

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lovinonotatomatovargas:

earlgreywithcomplaints:

-Earl just watches him, eyebrow arched as he started to put his weight on him.  What a horribly trusting fellow-

-Did he have a sharpie around him?-

Fiddled?  That’s certainly one way to put it.  Much like how I “dabbled” with writing.  -Earl doesn’t quite believe that story-

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You honestly should find a safe place to collapse before you do so int he middle of the road. Trust me, it’ll happen sooner or later so you might has well pick your resting place.

[Don’t even think of writing on his face]

[He yawns, standing again and stretching]

I had a few nights a year ago where I just messed around with some programming and then just learned how to hack.

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I’ll be fine. I’m just going to finish my walk and hopefully I will be able to get some sleep after this. I’m not going to die from not sleeping.

-He would technically not be writing.  Only drawing.  Dicks-

-But he can’t find a sharpie nearby so luck’s with the Italian-

… Riiight.  -Earl just going to nod his head.  He didn’t believe a lick of it but he wasn’t going to drag the subject out when the other was about to seemingly fall down in exhaustion.-

Insomnia then?  Here then, as thanks for your help I’ll make sure you don’t wander in front of a car.

Have I been pissing off people more so than usual?

cottonandcacti:

earlgreywithcomplaints:

Is anything going to stop you?

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-Earl throws the other a small smirk, entirely too comfortable with this conversation-  We’ll use colors then. Red is stop, yellow is uncomfortable.  -Earl responds with a snort-  Because most normal people walk.  Next time, just ask.  -Not that he would have listened-

Curved enough to avoid the question with a “maybe.”

With that sort of answer, I think not.

[Though he does laugh a bit at the reply, really only because he’s imagining an irate Earl shouting out the names of colors.] Simple, easy to remember. Sounds perfect to me. 

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I know you enough to know askin’ wouldn’ have done me any good, you know.

It was pretty straight-forward if you ask me.

Then please, partake in as much as you desire.

-Earl smiles at the laughter but he’s still quite serious with that.  He doesn’t need the other tying him up, god forbid such a thing happening without permission, and hurting him in the process.  Or causing a bit of panic so Earl hurts himself-  That’s what they’re suppose to do.

Does hurt to try, now does it?  -Damn him he does know him just enough-

I was once told that “maybe” always meant yes.  Is it true in this case?

fromthirteencolonies:

earlgreywithcomplaints:

Eh?  Ruin?

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-That was a completely different reaction from what Earl was use to and seen.  It takes a moment for his mind to process it before he starts jogging to the other-

Wait a tick, where did that come from?

I apologize for causing you distress.  I didn’t think this would be your reaction.

-he gives Earl a look and then continues walking-

If you want your usual shenanigans then come back another day. I’m not in the mood for shenanigans.

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-Earl does a dead stop-

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Shenanigans.  -Earl returns Alfred a look but the other is already turned away.  This is the bloke who stole his tea for fun.  This is the bloke who has geese and dances in the rain.  Earl meanwhile merely walks and talks and honestly, he would stop if one would just ask-

-And Alfred did ask, if in a rude way-

-He watches the other stalk away before turning around himself-  As you wish.  I’ll not bother you then.  -It’s probably for the best anyway-

ask-mexico-hetalia:

earlgreywithcomplaints:

ask-mexico-hetalia:

She nodded, it was silly od them to risk their lives everyday to get medicine for other. “… Ye…” She couldnt finish

"I appologize, but you already know.  I’m not the most hopeful of the bunch you could have been paired with.  I think we make a good team though."

He gave her a quick smile.  

She looked down and nodded befpre seeing his smile. “Okay…Yeah. Um. Im going to sleep now… So you can wait out here some more… Adios.” She said softly and left, going to her room and laying on the most uncomfortable bed.

Earl held back a small scoff.  He already mentioned he was heading to bed too to rest up for tomorrow.  Still he watched her walk off before he found another to take his place.  

Soon enough, he was on his own little bunk and with a small sigh, he closed his eyes.

cottonandcacti:

earlgreywithcomplaints:

Might as well.  I would like to see the strange things that flow from your mouth when you have little restraint.  -Not like Earl is going to be too insulted.  Aaron has nothing on him-

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Of course I can.  -Earl gives a quick shrug-  I could be anything.  Hmm… It usually is in those sort of situations, wouldn’t you say?  I’m fairly powerless and here you are tying me up…  would make sense and saves from therapy.  -He arches an eyebrow, taking another sip-  Don’t blame me for your communication issues.

Never a straight answer from you.  -From the way Earl’s downing the drinks, he’s planning on it for himself-

Maybe if I keep drinking at this rate. [He briefly looks at how much he’s already drank from his glass, only to shrug it off and continue.]

Be my guest, then. Then you pick it; you’d be the one havin’ to use it. [He smiles a little too innocently for how that sentence sounds, giving Earl a wink.] Don’ blame me just because you can’t carry yourself to bed.

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I’ve no idea what you’re talking about; my answer wasn’ curved.

Is anything going to stop you?

-Earl throws the other a small smirk, entirely too comfortable with this conversation-  We’ll use colors then. Red is stop, yellow is uncomfortable.  -Earl responds with a snort-  Because most normal people walk.  Next time, just ask.  -Not that he would have listened-

Curved enough to avoid the question with a “maybe.”

fromthirteencolonies:

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Of course you just couldn’t resist ruining it. And then you had to record it for whatever reason. Blackmail, maybe? It’s not all that great, I’ll tell you that.

-twirls the umbrella and starts walking back where he came- -he’s wet and grumpy now it’s best to just head inside-

Enjoy some dancing in the rain, I guess.

Eh?  Ruin?

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-That was a completely different reaction from what Earl was use to and seen.  It takes a moment for his mind to process it before he starts jogging to the other-

Wait a tick, where did that come from?

I apologize for causing you distress.  I didn’t think this would be your reaction.

cottonandcacti:

earlgreywithcomplaints:

Body shield?  Dancing monkey?

I swear if you booby trapped your own room…  -It looks like Earl did-  well it’s not going to really work if I say…sent nudes of you to North Korea’s government.  I need enemies that know you personally.

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-Earl just simply smiles-  I’m sure not at anytime, though the sediment is appreciated.  Oh, Conan?  -He glaces down at the pup-  I’ve never seen him act aggressive unless playing tug of war.  I’m sure he’ll be fine and if not, I’ll only be a day visitor.

You did say before a distraction would be good for me.

You’re about as entertaining as a dancing monkey.

I can’t let someone get away with stickin’ their nose where it don’ belong, now can I? [though the mention of sending nudes to North Korea does make him thankful he wasn’t drinking anything at the moment, oh my] You wouldn’ find that of all things anyway.

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Hmm, can’t be much of a host if I’m working, but even so. Hmm, I doubt Roco would mind him and he wouldn’ be able to get through Diablo’s fence…as long as he doesn’ annoy the cat he won’ have any issues.

It’s still true, too.

-Earl makes a quick sad face-  Not more so?

Haha…  Then answer me this, would it be a quick death in anger or a slow calculated death.  -Like Earl would know anyone from North Korea, let alone any government.  If he showed it to anyone, they would just see a naked person, not a nation-  What would I find?

…  I’m not going to go if I’m going to be a bother.  That’s the least I would want at this point.  Oh?  Roco?  -Earl remembers Aaron mentioning and showing photos of Diablo-  … I suppose we might see.

Then see this as me considering your opinion as a valid option.

godswatchingyouinthebedroom:

earlgreywithcomplaints:

I suppose it’s rare because you keep the doors closed and barriers up.

-There might have been a slight increase in his smile as the other sat down.  Certainly it would sound insane but Earl found that those people have very interesting conversations-  

Now why would that be?  You certainly don’t look like the type to make deals with the devil.

I suppose you are right.

I do not make deals with devils, nor will I ever. They are vile creatures. I do hope you don’t get caught up as one of their contracts. They may look nice at times, but remember, Earl — A demon’s words are always soft and sweet to lure in their prey. Once they get their hands on you, it’s very hard to break free of it.

Now that sounds a bit more interesting.  I’ve met one or two but they’re never really that clever about the deals.  At least not from what I can see.  No need to entertain them if they’re not going to entertain me.  Now why would you know all about this?  You seem to be quite knowledgeable about these creatures.