ravenshadows08 said: "well you must be king midas because your words are dripping with gold."
"Nice one. I’ll save that one for later."
"You’re a dork. So why are you using pick up lines on people? Just curious if they’ll work or are you looking for a laugh?"
"To see other people’s reactions. I got slapped at least once so far but two phone numbers. I think one of them is fake."
"You should have read it back to them saying one of the numbers wrong or asking them if that was a seven or a one. If they correct you its real if not then its certainly a fake." She rested her chin on a hand. "So was it a man or woman that slapped you? My guess is a woman."
"She was quite a lovely bird, though. Wouldn’t surprise me if she memorized both just to make it easier on herself. I would if that was the case."
"Right again. Men would rather just awkwardly inch away or punch you in the gut." He grinned. "Fun times. What are you doing here, by the way?"